Why Do the Irish Have All The Luck?

Why do the Irish have all the luck?

They don't. 

"To be Irish is to know that in the end, the world will break your heart" (83)

I was in a store the other day; the Irish sales clerk was doing his best to sell an alarm clock to an older gentleman who, like so many, was fascinated with the accent. The elderly man wanted to talk about Ireland, so the young red-haired mop-top obliged him. I overheard the clerk say

"People are our best export. It's always been that way."

What he didn't say was that the reasons for the Irish exodus from home have almost always been tragic. The Irish don't have all the luck, but as I have been mulling over  "How the Irish Saved Civilization," I find myself reflecting on the uniquenesses of what they did have.

• Powerful Women: Irish lore and history are full of powerful women. Irish women are not fragile beauties to be coddled and put on display. They wield swords and run kingdoms. The goddesses of Irish mythology are towering figures. This is not to say that the Irish woman is above criticism. Fergus, the ancient Irish scribe, writes of one female leader: 

"We followed the rump of a misguided woman. It is the usual thing for a herd led by a mare to be strayed and destroyed!" 

 The admission that they followed her is evidence aplenty that the Irish woman received a much higher level of respect and dignity than in other cultures. The great St. Patrick reveals just such admiration on a candidate for baptism:

A blessed woman, Irish by birth, noble, extraordinarily beautiful, a true adult who I baptized" Who could imagine such frank admiration for a woman from the pen of Augustine. (91)

• Passionate Stoics 

The bravery, the courage, the generosity, the wild lusty life — fighting, fucking, drinking, art, poetry of intense emotion. The short-lived hero - made for wonderful songs and thrilling stories, but not for personal peace and social harmony…fixity escaped these people as in the end it escapes us all. They understood as few have understood before or since how fleeting life is and how pointless it is to try to hold on to things or people…in the midst of this swirl of energy lies a point of still detachment. 

• Sex is not such a big deal. 

Within his lifetime or soon after his death, the Irish slave trade came to a halt, and other forms of violence, such as murder and inter tribal warfare, decreased. In reforming Irish sexual mores, he was rather less successful (92) 

Trial marriages of one year, multiple partners and homosexual relations among warriors on campaign were all more or less the order of the day…. Patrick's influence had little impact on this part of society; even the monasteries he started were never known to be devoted to the rule of chastity. (110)